Funny

“No matter how great the talent or effort, some things just take time: you can’t produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.”

-Warren E. Buffett

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“If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.”

-Will Rogers

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“There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.”

-Steven Wright

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“A fanatic is someone who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.”

-Winston Churchill

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“People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.”

-Will Rogers

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“Everybody wants to go back to nature—but not on foot.”

-Werner Mitsch

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“What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no longer believe you.”

-Friedrich Nietzsche

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